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1 Department Q3 Budget Q3 Actual Variance % Status
2 IT & Development € 125,000 € 142,350 -€ 17,350 -13.9% ⚠️ Over
3 Consulting € 89,500 € 91,200 -€ 1,700 -1.9% 🔶 Review
4 Marketing € 45,000 € 38,750 +€ 6,250 +13.9% ✅ OK
5 HR € 62,000 € 59,100 +€ 2,900 +4.7% ✅ OK
6 Infrastructure € 78,000 € 74,500 +€ 3,500 +4.5% ✅ OK
7 TOTAL € 399,500 € 405,900 -€ 6,400 -1.6% 🔶 Review
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9 Notes: IT overrun due to unplanned cloud migration. To be discussed in Q4 planning.
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